Imagine if prominent people of history were alive in our time: just picture Gandhi on an iPhone, or George Washington taking selfies. If they should happen to be single, what would their Tinder profiles say? Old people, if you don’t know what Tinder is, I don’t know man, Google it.
Napoleon Bonaparte
War hero. 6’2”
Benedict Arnold
I work at Trader Joe’s. I love tea and crumpets and definitely not hamburgers and hot dogs.
Jane Austen
Just a girl looking for true love. No players.
Abraham Lincoln
‘Sup
Emily Post
Which fork do you use for a salad? If you get the correct answer, you can ask me on a date.
George Washington
I’d cross rivers for the right woman
William Shakespeare
You don’t need to be a Shakespeare, just know the difference between “you’re” and “your”!
Ernest Hemingway
Perfect date: run with the bulls and drink a bottle of red wine
F. Scott Fitzgerald
I throw legendary parties
Susan B. Anthony
I’m with Her