At  #12, I laughed out loud.

When I read  #11, I had to hug my kids.

My jaw dropped at #10.

When I got to  #9, I giggled like an adult male giggling like a little girl.

#8 proved to me the Civil War was about slavery.

After I read #7, insurance companies hated me.

#6 made me lose control of a bodily function. 

#5 and I fell in love.

At #4, I cured cancer.

There was no number 3. There has never been a number 3. Three is a myth and a lie spun by the Person occupying the Office of President of the List World. 

Upon reading #2, I developed stigmata, and 

When I read #1, I became one with all creation.