The astronauts’ rescue was a hoax—just like the ‘69 “moon landing.”

If God wanted us to go to other planets, he would’ve given us flying saucers instead of cars (I would’ve preferred a flying motorcycle in that case). But I digress.

They sent the rocket “up,” but if they sent it from our future state of Australia (if the Chinese didn’t mind), wouldn’t they have to send it “down”? Then NASA and SpaceX would save money because they wouldn’t have to buy fuel! 

I’m surprised Elon didn’t think of that. But then they would’ve fallen off the bottom of the earth anyway. 

See? It’s simple!

Here it is, April 1, and the government still has everybody fooled! But not me!

Philip Yacino Jr.
Narrowsburg, NY