The sky is falling, the sky is falling... 

No, that’s not it.

 The data centers are coming, the data centers are coming. 

How do I know? An evil billionaire just tried to give me a job. 

Doesn’t he know I only accept confiscated money via government handouts? U.S. DSA members know that all people are entitled to a guaranteed minimum living income. Any billionaire not down with the program is selfish and racist, most likely a Nazi.

There is plenty of money to go around. Who needs more buildings and power-generating stations, which are supported by the evil orange man? Every good DSA member knows that redistribution of wealth is the best way to go. It can be done with wisdom and inclusiveness that China and the Soviet Union just couldn’t perfect. Put your trust in the democratic socialists of America. We are the future that America needs. Let’s stop all this blather about merit. 

We can’t all be Elon Musk, but if we try just a little, I bet we all can all pull off a Hunter Biden.

Wayne Holbert
Pike County, PA