There once was a Gubernator* named Cuomo
Who tested his political savvy at home-oh!
But the people won’t back
His ploy that it’s safe to frack,
Nor his warped visions of energy independence.
Don’t let him suck out the gas
By drilling under your fence,
And ship it by slow boat to Chi-nah!
*The title of Gubernator comes to you courtesy of our friend James Barth.
Beach Lake, PA