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A Pennsylvania poem: “We all love NY”

January 30, 2013

There once was a Gubernator* named Cuomo

Who tested his political savvy at home-oh!

But the people won’t back

His ploy that it’s safe to frack,

Nor his warped visions of energy independence.

Don’t let him suck out the gas

By drilling under your fence,

And ship it by slow boat to Chi-nah!

*The title of Gubernator comes to you courtesy of our friend James Barth.

Rolf Beck
Beach Lake, PA