Vote for me!

I’m thinking of running for President. I make a pretty good candidate. My name is catchy, with a hint of ethnicity and not too feminine. I’d be competitive with Mike Huckabee, but not so silly-sounding.

Now that my youngest is going off to college I’ll be looking for a change and Washington is warmer than New York in the winter. I hope they put that central A/C in the White House by now. If not, maybe I can persuade This Old House to do something, for a small donation to Medicare. While I’m thinking of it, I could open the whole place to HGTV for renovations and pay down the war debt with royalties. Wouldn’t that beat all? Saving the home of democracy with royalties!

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