| The theme of this week’s
issue of Celebrations is humor, which
certainly comes in handy during the holiday
season. In light of this, the following
piece may bring a smile.
We accompany this week’s
feature with a listing of places where
folks can share the gift of humor and
joy by donating a toy. |
Remember the field
By SOHO JOE
The city vibrated with the rush hour
din of horns, the million flashing lights, the swarm
of beings moving expertly past each other, like bees
in a hive. In 36-point type the Daily News blared
out the daily horror, whatever it happened to be.
Heading toward the Lexington line, I crossed Pershing
Square against the traffic and spilled down the narrow
staircase into the subway tunnel. There, below the
street, a bongo/xylophone team played over the screeching
breaks of the express and the squawk of the broken
speaker announcing trains. The city hath its charms,
but this isn’t one of them.
I found a seat on the Number 6 next
to a woman reading the Daily News. “Pennsylvania
Pachyderm Crushes Handler,” it said. A blind
man with an accordion came through asking for money.
My body was touching three people I didn’t know
and would not attempt to now. I remembered the catalog
in my pack as if it were a lifejacket in a storm,
and I pulled it out. I had never even heard of it
before last weekend. Starbucks, yes. Banana Republic.
Au Bon Pain. Walgreen’s. All the other in-your-face
national chains. But Husqvarna? The copy said they’d
been in business since 1689. Where have I been?
The bright red tractors looked like
so many Christmas toys. I paged over to the Crown
YTH1542, the model I wanted. Fifteen horsepower, overhead
valves, oil filter.
“You’re gonna need overhead valves
if you wanna hook up a plow,” the guy had said on
the phone.
I imagined riding it slowly over the
open field, no one in sight, birds chirping, the smell
of cut grass filling the air. The train stopped. “Step
all the way into the car,” the digital voice
said. The doors closed, and we sped frantically on.
What about the optional mulch kit,
I thought. I should get that too. The black walnut
leaves made a thick carpet on the grass this fall.
“Union Square!” said the train voice.
The tiles in the station bore the familiar meaningless
calligraphy of the graffiti artists. The commuter
next to me never looked up: “Terrorists Threaten
Western Civilization.”
I thought again of the field, the grass,
the roots dormant now in the cool earth. In a few
months, earth, oblivious to the madness on its surface,
will tilt on its axis, and the grass will start to
grow again. With any luck, I’ll be there, with
my rebuilt Husqvarna, with its 42" cutting width
and six height adjustments and cupholder. The lady
next to me turned the page. “Lawyer Steals from
Indigent Clients!” the newspaper said. The train
lurched forward.
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